House Rules at Milk & Honey (posted within the bar and strictly enforced), where you will soon sip the best cocktails known to man:
1. No name-dropping, no star fucking.
2. No hooting, hollering, shouting or other loud behaviour.
3. No fighting, play fighting, no talking about fighting.
4. Gentlemen will remove their hats. Hooks are provided.
5. Gentlemen will not introduce themselves to ladies. Ladies, feel free to start a conversation or ask the bartender to introduce you. If a man you don't know speaks to you, please lift your chin slightly and ignore him.
6. Do not linger outside the front door.
7. Do not bring anyone unless you would leave that person alone in your home. You are responsible for the behaviour of your guests.
8. Exit the bar briskly and silently. People are trying to sleep across the street. Please make all your travel plans and say all farewells before leaving the bar.
2 comments:
Dear Wonderful Ones,
I want to thank you for the Milk & Honey House Rules but...
I don't know if the Moms will be able to adhere to such stringent restrictions. It just seems like so many of those rules were on our "to do" list! Oh well, we will just have to think of other things!
Darren has touted the drinks at Milk and Honey to be some of the best in the city. I can't wait to meet the Mom's and The Wonderful Ones and partake and maybe, even break a rule or two!
Sara
I fear some of the rules will be broken, specifically 1 & 2:
#1 The reputation of the Wonderful Ones preceeds us, so the name dropping will be impossible to avoid; however we can avoid the second half of the rule!
#2.I doubt it!
Can't wait to see the place. Time is flying by and we will soon be together for this fabulous weekend. All the moms I know are jealous. They just don't have Wonderful Ones for children. We are blessed!
Jean
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